I can see it...

"YOU! YOU did this to me... " *barf*

Mamoru cowers and backs away slowly. In a panic he calls the only one he knows will know how to fix this...

"He HATES me... he's so sick. What do I do?"

*evil snicker* Relax... I'll bring you a pair of kneepads... *snickers some more*

"UGH! WHY do I bother calling you?!"

"Because you know I'm always right. Think about it. Where did Nagi learn that precocious little attitude of his from, hmmmm?"

"Yeah... well..."

"Trust me... it'll work. In fact, it's the only that does work with any kind of reliablity. You only have another 5 months to go..."

'I really hate you sometimes."

"Remember the puppydog eyes. He's a sucker for big BLUE puppydog eyes. Trust me on that one." *snicker*

"...why do I bother..."